Last night I ripped open a bag of Cheemstos, thinking I’d get some crispy, cheesy goodness, but holy crap—the whole thing’s overrun with dog heads! Can I even eat this stuff in peace anymore?
Tried taking a bite, and now I’ve got this crispy ‘Wow’ echoing in my brain… it’s freaking ridiculous!
Help, should I go for a second bite or what?
Take a deep breath,
GO FUCK🚀
💥two more,
Wow ~ WE DON’T CARE
🔥🔥🔥TAKE THREE !!!!
1,000,000,000 SUPPLY
Ddamn, it’s addictive!!
0/0 TAX
We at Cheemstos Inc. are committed to crafting the absolute best 100% natural, vegan, Non-GMO, crunchy, cheesy, cheap, healthy, low-sodium, low-carb, and dairy-free Cheemstos!
WARNING: Possible side effects may include: sudden dog fetishes, fuzzy existential dread, addiction to these “Wow” Dog snacks, cancer, indigestion, brain fog, loss of energy, traumatic body damage, increased aggression, and a tragic loss of brain cells—basically turning you into a droopy-eyed Cheems staring at a pile of Cheemstos, muttering “Such Crunchy, Wow.”
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