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What The Heck is Cheemstos ?

What The Heck is Cheemstos ?

What The Heck is Cheemstos ?

Last night I ripped open a bag of Cheemstos, thinking I’d get some crispy, cheesy goodness, but holy crap—the whole thing’s overrun with dog heads! Can I even eat this stuff in peace anymore?

Tried taking a bite, and now I’ve got this crispy ‘Wow’ echoing in my brain… it’s freaking ridiculous!

Help, should I go for a second bite or what?

Take a deep breath,

GO FUCK🚀

💥two more, Wow ~ WE DON’T CARE

🔥🔥🔥TAKE THREE !!!!

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Ddamn, it’s addictive!!

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We at Cheemstos Inc. are committed to crafting the absolute best 100% natural, vegan, Non-GMO, crunchy, cheesy, cheap, healthy, low-sodium, low-carb, and dairy-free Cheemstos!

Buy a pack and don’t like ‘em?

Fine, we’ll refund you 2.50 Dogecoins maybe.

Cheemstos Inc.

Cheemstos Inc.

Cheemstos Inc.

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WARNING: Possible side effects may include: sudden dog fetishes, fuzzy existential dread, addiction to these “Wow” Dog snacks, cancer, indigestion, brain fog, loss of energy, traumatic body damage, increased aggression, and a tragic loss of brain cells—basically turning you into a droopy-eyed Cheems staring at a pile of Cheemstos, muttering “Such Crunchy, Wow.”

“Cheemstos is NOT responsible for any harm caused by this product.”